sucks donkey dick 

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

sucks donkey dick by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

That sucks donkey dick 

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

That sucks donkey dick by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011

hannah sucks donkey dick 

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

sucks the donkey dick by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick by rudebwoy April 25, 2006