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suck a nut 

Stop being so fucking annoying...go shuck a nut!!!
suck a nut by Ashley P December 15, 2003

suck a nut 

to be gay, like Daniel Mullica.
Your mom won't let you stay out pass 8:00!!! That sucks a nut Daniel!

suck the nuts off a gorilla 

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.
That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw 

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

Suckanut 

When someone doesen't listen to you or you're mad at someone you tell them to suck some testicles.
<Mengo> Suckanut Treize!
<Treize> Maybe later, right now I'm busy with Mark064.
Suckanut by Mengo March 14, 2004

suckanut 

Same as the others
<Corrin> I can't suckanut because my mouth is too busy on Mengo's cock
<Mengo> MM Baby.
suckanut by Treize March 15, 2004