meme-word; a person who blasts their subwoofers to attract the attention of any and all parties in sound range, but most notably to attract sexual partners who will appreciate their brand of display.
Also: that's ABSOLUTELY NO ONE according to the first attestation, in meme form.

hey Subwoofersexuals:
You know who thinks your car noise is cool?
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. (found on Facebook in 2022)

subwoofersexual by mme.Maledicta September 27, 2022

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Subwoofer Crawl

A technique used to find the perfect spot in your room for full-sounding bass.
This technique is created by Gene DellaSala, president and Founder/Owner of Audioholics (an online A/V magazine)

The technique involves placing the subwoofer in the spot where you usually sit when watching movies or listening to music, and turning on a fairly bass-heavy test track. Then, crawling around on the floor while listening to where the bass sounds the best. Switching spots with your subwoofer—it should sound about the same.

Mark: I got my new sound system, but am confused where to place the subwoofer for the best sound.
Sami: Easy, do the subwoofer crawl and you will find out.

Subwoofer Crawl by postscripter February 25, 2011

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subwoofer

A type of speaker that reproduces the low-end of the audio spectrum.

subwoofer by Anonymous March 15, 2003

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subwoofer

1. The best thing ever invented.

2. A speaker that varies in size usually from 8" to 32". The most popular size is 12". They are made to put out the low end of the audio spectrum. They make the low end a.k.a. bass more noticeable and louder and smoother. Playing them loudly is also known as subwoofing, and if your not careful about where you do it, it will make other people mad. Subwoofer's are a great way to attract someone's attention, but just keep in mind thats not always a good thing.

I had my subwoofers working hard to get this girls attention, but at the same time I attracted someone else's attention and it was only a few seconds before I saw the blueberry's and cherry's in my rear view mirrior.

subwoofer by da woofer April 9, 2011

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