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no stranger to the sausage bin 

Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.
Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.

no stranger to the biscuit tin 

A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

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Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....

no stranger to the biscuit tin 

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

no stranger to the biscuit tin 

a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins
your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!

The Strange Fascinations Of Noah Hypnotik 

one of the only books in the world actually worth reading
The Strange Fascinations Of Noah Hypnotik is one of the only books in the world worth reading

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help 

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.