Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and
lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler: I'm gonna
fucking kill you.