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Sittin on Steam 

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
Sittin on Steam by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017

Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time
Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam

running on sails and steam

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.

Steal on you 

Beat some one up and messed their face up.
Oooh this girl stole on that lil skinny hoe friday after school.
Steal on you by Nayna May 13, 2005

stem-on-stem

The act of rubbing two penises against each other like two pieces of wood starting a campfire.
Eve got everyone cast out of Eden bc she was being a triflin' ho. It was cold outside of the garden but their reaction towards Eve moreso as they gave her the cold shoulder. So Adam and Steve decided to embrace each other for warmth. They pressed up against each other. But their tallywhackers were hanging and get cold from the wind. So they grabbed them and started stem-on-stemming for frictional warmth because no one wants a freezing dildo up their asshole. They took turns parking their canes in each other while laying on the back of the other to keep them warm.
stem-on-stem by The Anticlown April 19, 2017

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina
I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed