standwipe 

When you stand up and wipe your crack instead of sitting down. Usually done when you feel that your crack is sweaty or wet and you need to wipe it but you don’t feel like sitting down.

I’ll just be a moment I have to go standwipe my crack.

standwipe by Quick20silver July 14, 2020

standwithukraine 

Popular hashtag used by 13 yr old tiktokers who don't know shit what's happening in Ukraine vs Russia but saw a tiktok that said ukraine is in pain and are posting hashtags on their insta stories to look cool infront of their 4 grade classmates

1) Ayy man wtf is this ww3 shit going on?
2) idk
1) then y did u post it on your insta story saying stand with ukraine
2) bruh I'm not a history teacher, saw my friend posting about standwithukraine, it means to save ukraine from putin attacks, I really dk just guessing
1) so u don't know shit that's happening rn?
2) yeh man
1) ur a dumbass

standwithukraine by Stand With Ukraine February 26, 2022

Standie 

A standup longboard slide.

Fuckin cunty gnar standie.

Standie by Bathtub3036 August 7, 2011

Darjeeling standpipe 

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.

Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.

Darjeeling standpipe by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007

Standwich

Like a normal sandwich, but the bread is placed vertically and what would normally be in the sandwich balanced on the crusts

"can I have a standwich?"

"you mean sandwich"
"no"

Standwich by No thats gay March 2, 2021

standifer 

The act of powerbombing an opponent through a flaming table in a combat setting

"Check out how Aaron totally standifered that sucka!!!! That Standifer was insane!"

standifer by Coatesman September 20, 2006

standie 

a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.

jacob seeley is a total standie

look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon

I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.

What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.

I saw a standie fixing up a focus

standie by steven glansburg210 April 19, 2008