1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father
2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented,
individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad
Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even
anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural
phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.