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John Stamos 

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
John Stamos by Madison P April 29, 2015
Related Words
An exclamation of extreme displeasure, comperable to damnit. Can be combined with other words to emphasize distress.

Derived from episodes 12 and 13 of "Clone High", in which John Stamos steals prom king from the principal.
"Stealth field, sucks to be you!"
"STAMOS!!!"

"That city will never close."
"Sta-fucking-mos."
Stamos by Baity November 5, 2004

Stamos Status 

Hey brah, have you seen that bad ass Ryan guy... He's got mad Stamos Status!
Stamos Status by Albyno Ryno October 9, 2011

Stacosaurus 

Julia's socks have stacosauruses on them.
Hey look! A stacosaurus!
Stacosaurus by Stacy Brindstock August 17, 2018

Stamos man 

A real gentlemen and very classy
That guy over there is a real stamos man.
Stamos man by Lukeb0,0 November 5, 2018

Saadosexual 

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.
CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...
Saadosexual by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022