squeefe 

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

squeefe by zjones529 February 23, 2015

Squeeze Burger 

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

Squeeze Burger by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Squeeze the burrito by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

Alabama Squeezebox by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023

Buffalo Squeeze 

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.

"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits

Buffalo Squeeze by comatus September 27, 2011

din squeeze 

when your eyes close and your anal sphincter tighten in anticipation of something that is frightening and could harm you in a way.

(person 1 goes to hit person 2 but stops)
person 2: dude, you were gonna hit me
person 1: nah, i just wanted to make you din squeeze
person 2: chay

din squeeze by alleycats June 7, 2007

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020