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squad car 

A motor vehicle capable of transporting more than 2 people. A vehicle of which to pack your homeys, your crew, your gang... your squad. A 1972 Lincoln Continental is an excellent example of a squad car.
Bitchmore... fire up the squad car and lets go pig trolling.

Dude, we're not letting poindexter ride in the squad car any more. That poofter hurled after two beers and now it smells like a carnival ride.
squad car by westernpig August 5, 2006

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas  

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas are Care Bears turned ninjas that periodically invade their victims facebook pictures.
Oh snap, the Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas has struck again!

Never Care Squad 

A squad, gang, group of african american young men who "never care" Often throw up the N.C. hand symbol as well as have a clothing line. Largely found in Denver Colorado near East Highschool
The Never Care Squad should start caring some more

Carolina Squat 

The act of lifting the front end of a truck only. The gravitational assistance makes it easier for the condom to slide out of the drivers ass.
“Chad must have had a rough night. He added another two inches to his Carolina squat!!”

Carolina Squat 

Corrected definition with the simple addition of two words

Faggot rich wannabee redneck/wigger hybrids raise the front of their trucks and simultaneously lower the back resulting in a large rake. Also they try fit the biggest tires possible. Usually found in NC/SC and across the south.

It renders the truck completely useless for carrying any weight as well as dangerous because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky. It is arguable that it also reduces the braking ability of the front brakes (the front brakes do most of the brake work on a vehicle) do to a shift in weight toward the rear.
Normal person 1: wow look at that faggot listening to colt ford with that stupid carolina squat on his truck

normal person 2: I bet his mommy bought him that truck...why is he driving so fast?

normal person 1: probably late for his tee time at the country club

Normal person 3: i bet hes got a cock to go squat on
Carolina Squat by Satanisgod April 27, 2020

Carolina Squat trucks 

pickups lowered in the rear… usually with loud exhaust systems
brad and jerry’s Carolina Squat trucks are annoying as hell.
Carolina Squat trucks by justme62 September 20, 2021