spulch 

A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.

"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."

spulch by Capnscumbone September 21, 2007

spunch bop 

Great Value version of SpongeBob

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

spunch bop by I put the fun in funeral January 2, 2021

Spunch bob 

Who broke spunchlons heart bruh???

"Nooooo! they got spunch bob yellin."

Spunch bob by Shitty memes March 27, 2021

sepulchritude 

1. (n) A COMB RAVE technique for the character PROBLEM SLEUTH (PS) in the Andrew Hussie web comic MS Paint Adventures. The most powerful attack in the comic, PS has tried several ties unsuccessfully to use the technique, until on 2/15/09, he brought the noise, and shit got insanely real.

2. (n) Any action which may be as awesome or insane as SEPULCHRITUDE.

1.http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001709
2. I'm sorry dude, but that sure as hell was no sepulchritude.

sepulchritude by Mechanical Bull February 16, 2009

Spunch bob 

Spunch bob is a meme that just shows how much you're humor is broken
the meme is basically a random screenshot from spongebob with a caption containing broken english such as
"aw hell naw spunch bob is ded"
"aw hell naw spunch bob took 40 benadryls"
the meme origin comes from twitter user:@big_brody_6 who replied to a post with the first ever spunch bob image saying "Oh hell nah they all up on spunch bob shit"

spunch bob is the reason why my humor is broken

Spunch bob by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021

sepulchritude 

1. (n.) an insanely destructive and/or deadly display of physical attractiveness. Formed by combining 'sepulcher' and 'pulchritude.'

Variant: sepulchritudinous (adj.)

In an act of supreme sepulchritude, he blinded his adversaries with a flash of his pearly whites. Across the world orthodontists wept with joy that such sublime teeth might usher in an era of peace.

sepulchritude by vozbox July 25, 2010

sepulchre

burial chamber: a chamber that is used as a grave

King Tut's sepulchre was huuuuuge.

sepulchre by eye April 25, 2006