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splatfest 

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
splatfest by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

spunkfest 

Loads of stiff cocked gentlemen ejaculating at the same time most commonly observed at an orgy or a group of teenagers gathering to watch filth smug whilst skiving school.
Lets all skive and go round garys drum,watch filth and have a spunkfest.
spunkfest by Cifco July 28, 2015

Specufestor 

An Australian term meaning a shady character who buys up all the dogboxes (rental property) in his suburb, then rents then out for a packet to loser renters, then sits back on a beach in Thailand living off his profits. He might boast about his achievements on property forums like the Zetaboards Australian Property Forum and then he'll get called a troll by all the other bitter loser renters there.
Damn! Frank is such a fucking specufestor. That parasite is out in Thailand drinking and shagging all day while all my hard earned wages pay the rent that pays for his lifestyle! Wish I'd bought a house before the boom like Shady advised me to do, then I wouldn't be stuck living in this shithole with Sean and Wulfie paying rent to Frank.
Specufestor by Zoran CC November 14, 2010
a word used to describe an event in which many skets (sluts/whores/slags) are going to be, or were, present.
Boy A: So who's going to the party tonight?
Boy B: Tanisha, Jasmin, Emily, that crowd
Boy A: Wow, sounds like a proper sketfest!
sketfest by happyhunting May 16, 2010

specufestor 

Your mum buys a house, rents it out to Sean, waits until the market triples, sells it, then buys another one, rents it out to Sean etc.
Your mum is a specufestor, innit?
specufestor by Specufestorlol December 16, 2008

spankfest 

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.
Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.
spankfest by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003