speedration 

The act of hydrating oneself in a very timely manner.

After an intense round of squash, Kate knew she would have to do some serious speedration in order to ready herself for hot yoga.

speedration by PlantBetPeoples March 28, 2017

Seperation of Church and State

One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.

Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.

Seperation of Church and State by jesster79 January 29, 2006

Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

Seperation anxiety 

Separation anxiety is when someone is afraid of being separated from a particular person, persons, or even a pet. While many people associate separation anxiety with children, adults can experience the condition as well

Freddy : dont leave or im going to be a dick !
Jol: Seperation anxiety bad !

Seperation anxiety by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 30, 2019

seperation of religion and state 

A secular society; religion is not allowed to force its beliefs onto others through legislation

I think politicians care about what your religious text says because we have a seperation of religion and state in this country

seperation of religion and state by tory borty September 26, 2013

seperation 

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

seperation by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

Chinese Speedragon 

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

Chinese Speedragon by Cadester03 August 5, 2018