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wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
Related Words
When something is meant to be exciting but is really just lame.
This game is so Sedge
That was so Sedge
Sedge by James Donnelly January 2, 2022
Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.

Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.

Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on

Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009

Warsaw sledgehammer 

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length
my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

yeetle spegeetle 

There was a food fight at school so I pulled a yeetle Spegeetle on my friend

Swedgered 

To describe someone who has consumed large quantitys of ecstacy and dosent know or where they are.
"look at him hes swedgered out his nut"
Swedgered by damagefaction January 24, 2009