snurp 

To mock someone, primarily through a mix of word play and/or misdirection.

Man 1: I convinced Steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!

snurp by ThisIsJohnBrown March 9, 2011

Snurp 

A snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. Also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). If really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. A mass snurp can end civilizations.

Chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.

"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"

Snurp by Schmuck83 April 25, 2007

Snurp 

A mix of a burp and a sneeze

You: I have a cold
Friend: here's some gingerale
You: snurp!!!!!

Snurp by Coolio365 December 22, 2013

snurp 

When you sneeze a burp at the same time, and in doing so its hurts like hell.

Ben had to sneeze and when he did he burped, and I said hey good snurp, and he said OUCH.

snurp by PV002 February 14, 2009

Snurp 

A snurp is when you sneeze and burp at the same time, resulting in a semi- juicy sneeze.

Sarah: Ew, did you hear Kyle make that weird sound?

Maxine: Yeah, i think it was a snurp...

Snurp by Falmin Hot Rat November 20, 2018

Snurp 

When you sneeze and burp at the same time. Often both painful and embarrassing.

Liz was snnezing when she burped as well. She turned to her friends and said, " I think i just Snurped."

Snurp by Laurarose618 August 31, 2009

Snurp 

When you Sneeze And Burp

FUCK i snurped bro

Snurp by anonymous June 29, 2019