Sneaker's Ear 

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

Sneaker's Ear by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

new sneaker-syndrome 

When new sneakers are purchased and causes the user to be extremly hesitant about doing anything that would mar his/her new shoes' perfection. Then one day, BAM!. To the owners dissatisfaction, the shoes become slightly stained, or a little part becomes discolored. It is at this moment the syndrome is over, and the user's world returns to normal. Puddles are jumped in, and grass stains are welcomed as battle scars.

Bilal is suffering from new sneaker syndrome.

new sneaker-syndrome by Bilal April 17, 2004

sneaker squid 

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.

He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!

sneaker squid by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006

sneaker sex 

When a male takes off his sneakers, so the female can put them on during sexual relations.

I WANNA FUCK U WITH THOSE SNEAKERS ON! LETS HAVE SNEAKER SEX!
Is it just me or do air maxes make you horny during sneaker sex to?
Perhaps im just gay and thats why i want to see you in my sneakers during sneaker sex?

sneaker sex by The Josh Man July 19, 2004

Sneaker Sabotage 

The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".

Donna was fed up with her new boyfriend, so she Sneaker Sabotage'd him.

Sneaker Sabotage by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011

sneaker sluts 

A nba player’s slut or side peace who they call whenever they’re traveling or need a quick fuck.
Also refers to girls who fuck guys just because of the sneakers they where.

The kardashian’s are a bunch of sneaker sluts. They love getting in bed with NBA players.

sneaker sluts by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019

sneaker snacker 

The act of eating out a man's anus while simultaneously giving him a foot job (stimulation to ejaculation through friction generated between foot/feet and penis). The act is accomplished by having the man sit on the face of the person giving the sneaker snacker, while his or her legs wrap around the man's body to administer the foot job aspect.

I was giving this guy the ol' sneaker snacker when my hamstrings cramped up on me, and I had to give up.

sneaker snacker by William H. Oznaut November 6, 2006