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Smügle Smashing

To repeatedly smash together two oblong and erect penis of any insect until they fuse.
During the Smügle Smashing Experiment, the scientists were able to fuse the “Slut Slayers” of the two beetles and create energy.

Turtle Smuggler 

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.
Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

raisin smuggler 

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.
It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.
raisin smuggler by driftwoody March 24, 2006

Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."
Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Smugleaf 

The fan nickname for Snivy, a fictional species from the Pokémon franchise that made its debut in the 2010/2011 Nintendo DS video games Pokémon Black Version and Pokémon White Version as Pokémon species #495, serving as the Grass-type starter Pokémon for the Unova region.

This leaf-tailed Pokémon quickly gained significant popularity on the Internet for its smug looks, hence the nickname. It's been called at times, "the new Mudkip", and "Smugleaf" became a sort of Pokémon variation of trollface. There were also references made about its design being similar to that of "Excalibur" from the popular anime series, Soul Eater.
Smugleaf says, "U mad?"

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler