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Sludge Cunt

When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.
Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"

Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"
Sludge Cunt by ncboy421 November 16, 2011

cunt sludge 

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
cunt sludge by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

cunt sludge 

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter
i love the taste of her cunt sludge
cunt sludge by mike January 5, 2004

Sludgecunt 

1) A particularly unfriendly woman.

2) An extraordinarily promiscuous woman who chooses not to practice safe sex and may possess various STD's.
"Dude, did you hear Angela giving me shit earlier? What a total sludgecunt."

"Seriously dude, stay away from that one. What a sludgecunt."
Sludgecunt by SteveHeartsZombies August 12, 2012