Sleepist 

Someone who thinks that you can just go to sleep, but it's not that easy, they will never understand. They tell you just to go to sleep instead of staying up all night when you tell them your tired. They say it's your fault your tired, but it's not.

Person 1: I couldn't sleep last night
Person 2: Then you should've gotten off your phone and went to sleep.
Person 1: Fuck you it's not that easy stop being sleepist. Stop rubbing your sleep privilege in my face.

Sleepist by Aqua_Lief November 28, 2018

sleepist 

Someone who is offensive towards people go actually sleep instead of staying up all night.

NAT IS FUCKING SLEEPIST TOWARDS ME BECAUSE SHE'S A BITCHY ASS WHORE THATS SEXIST AND AGEIST FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU

sleepist by snagit || look it up (:: May 26, 2018

Sleepist 

A sleepist is someone who judges you by the way you sleep or what time you go to sleep

Man: I go to sleep at 4 in the morning

Man 2: wtf who does that

Man: stop being a sleepist

Sleepist by Cozy dog February 25, 2019

sleepsturbate 

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

sleepsturbate by von dildus August 6, 2010

shleepist 

Someone who touches other people inappropriately while they’re asleep.

Dude I can’t believe Kalen was feeling Kaleigh up while she was sleeping at that party, he’s such a shleepist.

shleepist by I’m Aces May 15, 2018

Sleepsterbation 

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

sleepish

To be used in place of sleepy(1), or when you are a mix of bored and sleepy(2), or when you're zoned out(3).

1) on aim: yo, im getting pretty sleepish here, gonna go get readyfor bed.

2)dude....I'm getting kinda sleepish...we should totally do something

3) girl1: OMG. did you see what a slut she is? and...blahblahblah...are you even listening?
girl2: huh? sorry..im really sleepish

sleepish by dots1228 May 29, 2008