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Skunkrats 

A gathering of the lads. Specifically lads whom do not have a care in this world for other people's opinions
Over by the skatepark was the skunkrats lighting up a sparkler bomb
Skunkrats by J7SLAYER August 25, 2017

skunkathon

A playful nickname for a vile marathon embarked upon to see who can go the longest without bathing.
Yep, my brother-in-law and his wife say they are trying to conserve water, but we believe they are simply trying to prevent visits with their disgusting skunkathon.
skunkathon by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

skunkbear 

A nasty and wholly unattractive member of the land weasel family (Mustelidae), sp. Gulo Gulo (Latin: "Glutton"), called by its common name the wolverine. It is also known colloqiually as "those assholes who think they go to an ivy-league school in the midwest." To skunkbear is known to reside inside coffee shops, trying desperately to look pretentious and educated, ensuring that other mammals in the vicinity see them doing coursework openly on a wireless laptop. Sometimes, solely for effect, the skunkbear will also carry a copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"; this is to expand on the skinkbear's facade of academic elitism and snobbery, but with no actual equity behind it. The skunkbear's coat is usually dull, and poorly screenprinted with mock-retro logos or pseudo-political trappings. On occasion, however, the skunkbear will molt and reveal a second coat of maize and blue hue; this occurs twice per year, typically when the skunkbear encounters either Spartan warriors or a Buckeye. This change in the skunkbear's coat is a reaction to the threat of not being an attractive mate to species other than its own (in which the skunkbear, or anyone else, has no real sexual interest). If one encounters a skunkbear, one should not discuss the following topics under any circumstances:

intercollegiate athletics
domestic and/or foreign political policy
the U.S. constitution
multiculturalism/racial sensitivity
alma maters
the skunkbear's desperation to leave the state

Failure to heed this warning will lead to an excruciatingly long diatribe, in which one will not be able to slip in a word edgewise. It is also advisable not to engage the skunkbear in any discussion of music, lest one wants to hear a 45-minute set review and critque of some shitty, local Gogol Bordello-esque gypsy-punk-indie-ska band that the skunkbear saw recently for $5 and the Blind Pig. The best way to handle a skunkbear is to let a Spartan stomp it into weasel custard.

The skunkbear is pictured here: http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Skunk-Bear--14394.jpg
"See that guy in the University of Michigan hoodie? He's another skunkbear who only wears that shirt during rivalry week."
skunkbear by El Hond0 December 9, 2008

slunkmeat 

It has no real definition, but it's derogatory and can describe a skank or someone that your friend has already fucked, sloppy seconds.
Greg: Hey Tom, how are you? I was thinking, I sure wouldn't mind if you fucked my ex-girlfriend Vicki.

Tom: No way! Do you think that I would fuck that piece of slunkmeat?
slunkmeat by Tom January 30, 2004

Skunkman 

Nickname for a guy whose frequent and perilously noxious farts distinguish him from most normal humans.
Since I can remember, my husband has been known as Skunkman to his family and friends.
Skunkman by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

Skankmatress 

Adj.

Skaen-k-mater-ress.

ie. One who's entire purpose is to be slept on.
The final stage of the 'Weber-Marshall Scale' of loosology.

Once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming skankmattress.

Origin: Invented by Manon Weber to describe the seedier side of East Coast pop-culture clique members.
Luke: "Ahahaha what a hussiebucket!"
Manon: "No way! She's a full-on skankmatress!"
Skankmatress by lamarshall June 2, 2009