skrunt

verb: When a woman spontaneously aborts her child while trying to excrete a tremendous fecal load.

Me: OMG, my girlfriend skrunted all over the kitchen floor last night.
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?

skrunt by Fang Fang January 12, 2009

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the voluntary splitting of vagina and anus wall......creates what is commonly known as a skrunt or the "collective"

splittage of female genitals to involve the skunt age of others............ skrunt

skrunt by bossssssss January 21, 2009

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skrunt

the sound that a skunt makes

that skunt was skrunting up and down the hall last night. I couldnt fall asleep.

I made that dirty skunt skrunt all night long.

Skunt skrunting is a habbit.

skrunt by skrunter October 1, 2009

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Skrunt

Stands for Short, Skanky, Cunt, as well as a derogatory term against women who appear to be promiscuous in their sexual behavior.

"Skrunt" originated from Colorado during a intoxicated conversation between friends in 2009, since then has spread to multiple states and countries. Such as: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Washington D.C., Maryland, New York, Florida; just to name a few. Including countries such as: Germany, Denmark, United Kingdom, and France.

(Friend 1) " Oh dayum! Look at that Skrunt!"

(Friend 2) "haha that skirt couldn't get any shorter!"

(Boyfriend) "Stop being such a Skrunt and flirting with my best friends!"

(Person 1) "Sup Skkkkrrrrunnnnt!"

Skrunt by ManfromCharlottesville May 30, 2011