sipon 

a Filipino term for snot

~Filipino
guro: Juan, punasan mo nga 'yang sipon na tumutulo sa ilong mo.
Juan: *tinilaan ang nguso* Meron pa ba?

~English
teacher: John, kindly wipe that snot dripping from your nose.
John: *licks his upper lip* Is there still any?

sipon by x_x ™ January 9, 2009

sipon 

malagkit na tubig galing sa ilong!
minsan kulay puti!
minsan nama'y kulay dilaw!

(in English)
it is salty!

ang sipon ni marlon ay maalat!
the sipon of marlon is yellow!

sipon by mikee April 19, 2004

Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018

simon kalivoda 

a HOT character from fear street played by fred hechinger that deserved so much better <3

"simon kalivoda is SOOO hot"

simon kalivoda by annabienkowski July 22, 2021

Simon Cowell 

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

Simon Cowell by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020

Simon Cowbell 

A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.

"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"

"Denying Larry Rumors?"

"Uh huh."

Simon Cowbell by MadelineDoesItTheTommoWay July 18, 2020