~Filipino
guro: Juan, punasan mo nga 'yang sipon na tumutulo sa ilong mo.
Juan: *tinilaan ang nguso* Meron pa ba?

~English
teacher: John, kindly wipe that snot dripping from your nose.
John: *licks his upper lip* Is there still any?

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

ang sipon ni marlon ay maalat!
the sipon of marlon is yellow!