Verb, participle. When you order a beer, fully expecting to get a pint, but instead receive a snifter. It is characteristically followed by extreme depression and anguish.

Always ask if the beer you are ordering get served in a pint glass, or you might get snifted.

Snifted by JahRasta420 July 10, 2018

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sifter

this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever

he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter

sifter by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 19, 2007

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Sified

Completed, Satisfied, Pleased, Fulfilled, Pampered

I am now starbucksified. (Satisfied after a drink)
Tonight I want to be winesified. (I want to be pleased with some wine)
Your lashes are done, now you are lashsified. (Your lashes are complete)

Sified by MariaJorgeLopez September 20, 2019

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workplace trash sifters

Those folks you notice who always stay late who are doing so in order to be able to privately examine the contents of colleagues’ trashcans to gather intel.

Those creepy workplace trash sifters sometimes strike stark terror into me to the point where I can’t sleep!

workplace trash sifters by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

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Shuffle