shpwankle
dump in a hairy anus hole with eggnolidgecalinter when the whump is dunking the 69 in ghlot eggenheimer
the shpwankle is in yo house
shpwankle by FWOMPLETEASA April 20, 2008
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Sprankle
To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...
Sprankle by six1seven1 March 13, 2014
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Swankles
When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.
Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.
swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.
Donkey Shlankled
You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."
"Are you going to the bar tonight."
Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
"Are you going to the bar tonight."
Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010
Fookin' Shankled
Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.
Fookin' Shankled by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009