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Shopping Shits 

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.
Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"
Shopping Shits by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.
Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

Shopping Socks 

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.
Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.
Shopping Socks by Redboots November 5, 2010

shopping spree 

Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.
Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.
shopping spree by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

shopping sherpa 

A husband dragged to the mall to carry the shopping bags, while his wife depletes yet another credit card.
Becky is off to Nordstroms again, and I'm obliged to come along as her shopping sherpa.
shopping sherpa by Lew Mills September 26, 2007

Man Shopping Spree 

Going to a store knowing exactly what you need and leaving in preferably less then 20 minutes. The lower the time the better. Multiple items can be bought in a man shopping spree.
Friend 1- "Hey man wana hang out?"
Friend 2- "Dude call me later im going on a Man Shopping Spree"
Friend 1- "What are you getting"
Friend 2- "Call of Duty."
Friend 1-"Ok call me in like 20 then and well Bro"
Man Shopping Spree by Horndog827 February 4, 2010