shmeur 

1) the male genitalia
2) used in the expression "shmez my shmeur"
3) a penis

"The game."
"FFFFFF, Shmez my shmeur !"
(fuck my dick)

shmeur by ChloroformBoy September 3, 2010

Bobby Shmurda 

Bobby Shmurda is a mystical being who can throw light-weight objects (such as a hat) in the air and they never come back down.

Person 1: Damn how did that hat get so high
Person 2: Bobby Shmurda must have throw it

Bobby Shmurda by BannanaSavage November 16, 2018

Bobby Shmurda's Hat 

Bobby Shmurda's Hat refers to the grey and blue New York Knicks hat worn by American rapper and recording artist Bobby Shmurda in the music video for his song "Hot N*gga." In the video, Shmurda removes the hat and tosses it over his shoulder and out of the frame. The move inspired a series of memes that joke about what happened to the hat.

Bobby Shmurda: throws his hat

Bobby Shmurda's hat: 😶

Wait! Where did his hat go?

Bobby Shmurda's Hat by andreishawty February 24, 2021

shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020

Shmurder 

When a nigga commits a murder in silence, hence the prefix "sh...".

My trigga nigga shmurdered Tyrone so good that even the police think it be an accident.

Shmurder by Lifs May 17, 2022

shmerm 

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.

"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."

shmerm by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008

shmedricks 

Shmedricks is a fictional disease whose symptoms include boredom, apathy, procrastination, laziness, and lack of motivation.

Originally a reference from the TV series Full House.

Wife: "We should get groceries and do some laundry tonight."

Husband: "Nah, you go without me. I have too much shmedricks disease."

shmedricks by B. Stramer April 20, 2009