shizzlaka Share definition Flag a derogatory term used when putting down a " shazzaka " or anyone who goes by that name. Meaning the subject of this verbal attack has a small penis, and is not likeable. Shazzaka ? No man, you are a shizzlaka. shizzlaka by Shizzlaka October 19, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the shizzlaka mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch