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shitistics 

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

Shaqtastic

Shaq Fu is friggin' Shaqtastic.
Shaqtastic by Mjollnir Falls April 13, 2006

spaztastic

a person who spazzes out alot, hyper, acts like a crackhead without doing crack, often mistaken for a overly-joyed druggie, chronic, crazy.
look at her over there all spaztastic, she needs to calm down.
spaztastic by callme;) October 23, 2010

spintastic 

This is a term mostly used by those involved with Wheel of Fortune. It means fantastic, but the "fan" is changed to "spin", referencing the wheel in the popular game show. Pat Sajak, the host, has said this phrase a few times, which is how it stuck with the audience.
You're going to college? Well that's spintastic!
spintastic by KannaACNH October 23, 2022

shattastic 

Man, that new show Show Me The Money is really shattastic!
shattastic by b48b January 13, 2007

snaztastic 

extremely snazzy and fantastic; pretty much all around excellent
ida says to mildred, "wow mildred that new swimsuit is looking snaztastic."
snaztastic by heather89740943 September 13, 2006