shizam 

Exclamation, an expression of surprise. Both negative and positive connotations. Derivative of 'damn'

Shizam! I'm late for work!

shizam by prolinium November 26, 2002

shizam 

1. usually said when excited

2. a kid-friendly way of saying "shit"

1. Peter griffen: ohhh ohhh ohhh SHIZZZAAAAMMMM

2. Oh shizam

shizam by quiksliver September 25, 2006

shizam 

Interjection used when surprised.

Shizam! That chick has a set of knockers!

shizam by Anonymous January 25, 2003

shizam 

DF2 {BA} squad member

Shizam the king of spam.

shizam by Shoe Chew October 30, 2003

shizam 

A foul, smelling, liquid shit aka diarrhea

I just took a huge shizam
I gave birth to a shizam
Shizam!!

Plural: I'm having the shizams

shizam by Potpourri May 17, 2006

shizam crust 

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.

I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.

shizam crust by shizniz September 27, 2014

shizam crust 

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.

I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.

shizam crust by shizniz September 27, 2014