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shitty titty 

Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.
John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.
shitty titty by bluedevil627 August 18, 2011

shitty titty 

girl: fuck my tits

guy: aw hell no you have a shitty titty fuck that I don't want shit on my cock!
shitty titty by Dragons Breath September 30, 2021

shitty titty 

fuck;this sucks;you've got to be fucking kidding me
Shitty titty that mother fucker Azeez just cut me off!
shitty titty by oaty January 31, 2009

shitty titty 

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.
After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.
shitty titty by shwillybilly January 3, 2008

shitty titty 

Earlier today my hamster went down my gurlies shirt and we thought it took a dump down there...but it was just fuzz. So now I make fun of her and tell her she has shitty titties!

Shitty Titty 

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.
I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.
Shitty Titty by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019