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Wordslur for "that shit sucks." The definitive and incontrovertible ruling that something, usually pop-culture related, utterly lacks worth. Often to be heard from the mouths of fanboys.
Stan: Oh hey, I just got a new model airplane, wanna put it together?
Dan: shitsux, the glue is all messy and it takes too long
Stan: :(

Mary: Honey, I've been thinking about getting an Xbox.
Harry: lol noob, shitsux
Mary: I want a divorce!
shitsux by T. Andrews April 17, 2007
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shitsuma 

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.
FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.

ShitSexual 

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)
Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community
ShitSexual by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

Shitsuation 

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.
Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".
Shitsuation by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

shitsexual 

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"
shitsexual by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

shitsucker 

A person who sucks on another ones shit.
Your such a shitsucker!
shitsucker by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008
When something happens when you got self-pwned and you can't do anything about it.

Stemming from when you buy a Samsung Android device, it can crash or you'll never get upgrades or support sucks when you have problems - you got shitsunged.
My Android device is two versions behind and the company won't upgrade it even tho it was promised, I got shitsunged.

I bought a new car and the engine fell out, and the manufacturer does not admit it's a problem - I got shitsunged.
Shitsung by got_shitsunged September 24, 2011