shentos 

Cheerios, but made of real fiber (SHENT).

Holy Shentos Assman!

shentos by DaPewpSter January 26, 2005

Shenton

Shenton is a wet wipe and has a cancerous name with a drug dealer of a dad.

He also has an Indian grandad called Jamie

Literacy please shenton

Shenton by Mr mewwsss December 5, 2018

shentov 

Shentov is the bass player and singer for KPD-0.

Shentov played like there's no tomorrow on their last gig.

shentov by Ed Kinsky August 28, 2008

shentonise 

Derives from the legend John Shenton. Especially used when you want to have sex with a bitch. But it can also be used if you are feeling really tired or drunk.

"Shit... I need to shentonise tonight bruv...'
"Are you going to shentonise her then?"
"Mate I wasn't up to that kinda shentonising last night... I'm just shentonised from all that work..."

shentonise by Big Dick Tony December 18, 2007

Shentasia 

Officially the Kingdom of Shentasia. A landlocked enclave, completely surrounded by its only neighboring country, the Republic of South Africa.

The Shentasia Border Post closes at 4:00 pm each day.

Shentasia by jockhobbs April 17, 2012

Pulling a shents 

Basically not fulfilling on promises or basically being soft and not getting involved

"is he playing sunday ?" "nah he's pulling a shents"

Pulling a shents by pullingashents February 12, 2010

Shentonize 

The act of a man violating a girl not necessarily with her expressed consent.

That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.

That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.

Shentonize by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007