shardtarded 

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

Smartarded 

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

Smartarded by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

startarded 

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"

"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."

startarded by angry mafia May 5, 2009

Shredtarded 

Being so lean and shredded that is considered retarded.

Damn dude, you have been working out so much you are looking shredtarded.

Shredtarded by Roidthenoid September 27, 2012

Smartarded 

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

Smartarded by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

Shredtarded 

When something shreds so hard it's retarded. The mental state of it is not normal.

" Did you see that band last night? Their set was shredtarded!"

Shredtarded by zomgdam December 28, 2009