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Floppy seadog 

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.
Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.
If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.
Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog
curdled seadog by P0JI December 25, 2011
A half boner, or semi-erection where the penis is not yet completely erect, but not completely flacid.
Dude, that super hot chick gave me a hug and before I had any idea I was sporting a mean sem-dog.

Can I get a sem-dog for my Rem-Dog. (Said when you want your friend Remy to get some ass).
sem-dog by Schloss January 13, 2006
that there is a sexdog, i bet that mutt gets all the bitches
sexdog by pissypiss February 20, 2021

Seadoggs 

Jerrod: "I just dropped some seadoggs yo."

Jessica: "put the fan on you nasty ass."
Seadoggs by 3 lil babies February 28, 2011