self-isolate 

A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling

Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right

self-isolate by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020

self isolation 

The act of distancing oneself from the wider public. Likely to be a result of fear of an oncoming zombie apocalypse, plague or COVID-19

Sarah pondered the on coming plague and though "f**k that, I'm off into self isolation in my camper van til it blows over"

self isolation by Zombie Avoidance Manoeuvre March 16, 2020

Self Isolation 

The act of locking yourself in doors for 7-14 weeks in fear of getting the corona virus. This could also lead to Insantity

I went into self isolation last week

Self Isolation by Cait.lin March 31, 2020

self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

self-isolating by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

self-isolation high horsery 

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

self-isolation high horsery by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

self isolation 

That one moment when you actually just need to be alone cus you feel like you hurt people the feeling you get when you care alot bout others than yourself and then tend to stay indoors away from everyone and battling with the demons on your own... not me but i had a friend who just felt really bad existing and cant kill himself cus his parents would be sad so he always wished that he can isolate himself that ppl no more would have to deal with him and listen to his shit or talk to him... the very thing he wished for was that he wouldve been happy if ppl would have just forgotten him... and to this day with his wishes not coming to a pass he cuts his wrists thin and deep and let the blood drop off of his fingers...

Mind;- Self isolation would work alot better since you wont have to care what ppl would think and at some point ppl would have moved on with the fact that you are dead...

self isolation by the one person 6ft deep November 23, 2021

Self Isolating 

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

Self Isolating by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020