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scrotting 

The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.

It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.
📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."
scrotting by qeimada September 9, 2025

Scrotaint 

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.
Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.
Scrotaint by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020

ScriptingNubs 

ScriptingNubs is shortcut for "Spread yo cheeks homes"
"AYE, LIAM SCRIPTINGNUBS RN HOMIE"
ScriptingNubs by Bennydoes69 October 29, 2020

Scronking 

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse
I love to perform scronking with my love partner
Scronking by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

Scripting 

In fifa when you feel as though you have no control of the game no matter what you do. Like the game result has already been written or in this game scripted.
Person 2 is winning 2-0 in the 80th min of a fifa game.

Person 1 "How many shots have you had this game?"

Person 2 "2"

Person 1 "I've had 11 with 3 crossbars and a post this half!"

Person 2 "U mad bro?"

Person 1 "Nah EA is just scripting again"

other examples of scripting are when your opponent scored 45th or 90th minute goals, or when you miss sweaty goals or other usual guarantee goals.
Scripting by lighting15 January 11, 2013