Schneckulitis dikulitus is a
medical condition that causes severe schneck growth and groin shrinking. For example Tv-star know as “Big-Ed” suffers from this condition. The source of this disease can only be described with
three words “90” “day” and “fiancé” another know way to attract this condition is by being
the biggest most ruthless dickhead know to man.
“Doctor please tell me what
happening to me.”
“Sir you Im going to have to diagnose you with a severe case of schneckulitis dikulitus.”
“What? I haven’t heard of that.”
“Well Sir Schnecklitis dikulitus is a life long disease and will effect most aspects of your life. But what You’ve done to cause this is simply just spending a little
too much time watching tv and being a dickhead”