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Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

Schmoovin' 

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.
Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'
When you kiss and you miss.
Last time we schmoinged by accident.
Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

schmoovin 

Schmoovin (SHH-moo-vehn); When one is being clean with it, also known as "so with the shits".
"Yo! Look at that man on the dance floor, he schmoovin!"

"Bro I'm fuckin' godly at SSBU, my Terry is schmoovin."
schmoovin by LegendJx November 10, 2020

schmooving 

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.
schmooving by anonymous September 14, 2020