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schmoozing 

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
schmoozing by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009

Schmoozing 

Wasting time at work to do useless things, such as socializing.
“I would consider myself a schmoozer.”
How about some schmoozing?”
Schmoozing by DopazReal November 30, 2022

Schmoozing 

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed
I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

schmoozing 

To be browsing in a fish store, To be looking at fish
We were asked by a sales clerk at The Fish Factory in West Alis,WI "Do you guys need any help? or are you just schmoozing?"
schmoozing by Elvira May 22, 2006

Schmoovin' 

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.
Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'

Scholzing 

Yesterday we all were supposed to fix the staircase, but you were scholzing us all day.
Scholzing by Daugvinas May 29, 2022