schianoed 

1.) To stampede and bull rush on a victory t-formation, also known as the kneel down to end a game.

2.) Whether in sports or in general, to obliterate and destroy shit up

1.) Damn, we just got schianoed, our offensive line also just got worked up front. We should have expected a badass coach like Schiano to run through us like rag dolls- Tom Coughlin.

2.) Man I got more schianoed at the bars last night than Mark Sanchez has in a football game

schianoed by faux_blainegabbert October 29, 2012

Schaivoed 

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.

Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.

Schaivoed by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009

schiavoed 

straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.

schiavoed by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010

Schiaved 

(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)

"Last weekend I was out at a killer party and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"

Schiaved by Duxbury March 31, 2009

schiavoed 

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

schiavoed by bofanD February 26, 2009

Shiavoed 

The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.

Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.

Shiavoed by Brettastic July 24, 2008

Schaivoed 

Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.

Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.

Schaivoed by Ferguson300 December 27, 2007