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scene fuck 

Someone you don't really find attractive but you fuck anyway.
Either to boost your credability in a particular scene or to become initiated into said scene vicariously through the hard scene work of others.
"So how do you know Jason..?"
"oh I scene fucked him 6 months back, i'm way more scene than him now he wants to scene fuck me.."
not disimilar to the scene date, scene friends
scene fuck by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005

Scene Fuck 

College and highschool (usually) kids that dress ridiculously stupid and act like little kids by sporting things with robots or frigging dinosaurs. Their hair is usually very short and ugly and (girls) look very unlady-like. Boys steal their sisters pants for some reason unknown to me. Fat girls who are unaccepted by the "preppy" pretty girls so they dress retarded to make them feel better about themselves. Then there's the skinny scene girl fucks. They too Have some mental instability about them and try to dress pretty with clothes that very obviously don't match or fit but end up failing horribly and act like they're some kind of hardass.
When in reality, if they came across a normal active member of society talking their "hardcore scene" crap....they'd get their shit split.
Girls wear very tacky and gaudy jewelry and apply their makeup in ways even a hooker would frown upon.
I don't know what to say about guys. They dress like a poor gay man. Make up and all. With stupid nautical star tattoos everywhere and bandanas adorned around the neck or head, which in all reality looks dumb. Plain old DUMB
Now whatever music you want to listen to, that's fine by me. But somehow this "fashion" trend is influencing music genres.
So with shitty styles inevitably comes shitty music.
If you see any scene fucks, a swift kick to the shins and/or crotch'll let them know where they stand in society.
I really can't believe this generation of kids.
IDIOTS
Most middle-class kids living in the suburbs from 13 to mid twenties. A scene fuck is just a fuck.
Scene Fuck by jaelisa July 1, 2007

fuck-scone 

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.
Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!
fuck-scone by BJFV March 1, 2011

That's fucking scene kid! 

A term used when "that's gay" isn't enough. It's like saying "That's the fucking stupidest thing ever." because that's exactly what scene kids are.
Marcos: My mom won't let me go to the movies.
Emily: Damn, that's fucking scene kid!
Marcos: Yeah, she's fucking scene kid.
Emily: I fucking hate scene kids.

Scenefucker 

A guy or girl who participates in a particular scene/fashion cult/band worship in order to have sexual intercourse with the other members of that scene or social group.
You know the girl that maintains flirtatious relationships with many guys, and that you know has had sex with several guys who maintain flirtatious relationships with all the girls and is the first to approach new girls? Those are the scenefuckers.
Scenefucker by orgonebox June 11, 2006

Scenefucker 

Amusing, obnoxious entity found in natural habitat on the TJ's of newport message-board. Dislikes many, many people.
"Fine, fuck it, I'm quitting my band and never gonna pick up a guitar again. Why? Because Scenefucker was mean to me!"
Scenefucker by Dory March 27, 2003