sadft

An acronym for stupid ass dumb fuck twig. Often said as "sad foot".

Wow, that bitch over there is such a sadft.

sadft by YourMom'sDick September 3, 2016

Sadfishing 

(Noun.) The practice of writing about one’s unhappiness or emotional problems on social media, especially in a vague way, in order to attract attention and sympathetic response.

David been sadfishing all day on Twitter.

Sadfishing by Jerry_Stil October 2, 2019

sadfishing 

someone who makes exaggerated claims about their emotional problems to gain sympathy, used especially by attention-seekers.

yo, that ''depressed'' guy gotta stop sadfishing!

sadfishing by jealousboy21 October 1, 2019

Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

Sadfishing 

Sadfishing is the act of someone faking their mental health issues in order to gain attention/likes on social media.

Possible motivations: loneliness, curiosity, boredom

Kendall Jenner is a bitch, she's just sadfishing all the damn time!

Sadfishing by CryinNow October 6, 2019

Saftladen 

German slang
Saftladen is a derogatory term used to describe a shop or any service business, really, that offers junk, a substandard choice of goods, is overpriced or just has plain bad service.

Jeez, that Berlin Masters thing really is a Saftladen!

Saftladen by Saftladengnome September 6, 2021

Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013