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straddle saddle 

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!
Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !
straddle saddle by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

straddle saddle 

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !
Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
straddle saddle by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

Kentucky Saddler 

1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.

2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.
1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.

2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.
Kentucky Saddler by sunnywampus October 21, 2020

the ol' Willy Saddler 

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler
Main villain of Resident Evil 4. Has a very large penis...errr spiked tentacle.
Saddler, you're small time.
Saddler by MagicMystile January 16, 2008

Sandy Saddler 

When a girl rubs peanut butter in a guy's butt crack while he pulls his penis through his legs and blows a load into the peanut butter. The girl then mounts him on his back and pees on his butt while somebody else eats the soup that is produced by the fluid mix.
Last night me and April did the Sandy Saddler with Erin.
Sandy Saddler by TheSetharoni November 10, 2017