Zeus was so pleased with his own reflection that he had slaves build a colossel statue of him overlooking the bay so that he could watch himself at all times. Then one day people did the unthinkable, they started to stand up to him. He wanted people to love him even though some of them started to find out he wasn't as spooky as he claimed to be.
I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".
Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!
Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.
Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.
(lecture begins)
Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)
(lecture ends)
Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.
When you go to Metro High School, in your advisory class they make you write reflections for everything! Even meaningless information, they make you write a one page reflection on how you felt about the experience.
Teacher: Now kids, I want you to write a reflection on how nice it felt when you went the bathroom.
Student 1: This class is so reflection happy. Ummm.... When I went number two it was relieving??
Student 2: How about, when I went number two my pants fit better!
Teacher: Ok.... by the way, it's due tomorrow. One page in length 0.5 spaced and 8pt. font.