rat water
Water drips off the sides of buildings. This water may consist of dust or dirt particles as well as rat or pigeon shit. If you are splattered with rat water, you must immediately wipe it off with water or soap, if this water remains on you for an extended period of time, seek medical attention immediately.
me "bro i just got hit by rat water"
him "don't fucking walk under the edge then you dumbass"
him *gets splat with rat water*
him and I *both panics*
him "don't fucking walk under the edge then you dumbass"
him *gets splat with rat water*
him and I *both panics*
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