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Water drips off the sides of buildings. This water may consist of dust or dirt particles as well as rat or pigeon shit. If you are splattered with rat water, you must immediately wipe it off with water or soap, if this water remains on you for an extended period of time, seek medical attention immediately.
me "bro i just got hit by rat water"

him "don't fucking walk under the edge then you dumbass"
him *gets splat with rat water*

him and I *both panics*
by xi444 February 2, 2023
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Flubbernuggets, a subset of the Vertebrata family, form social groups, displaying an adaptable nature when adopted. Measuring 2-3 inches in height and weighing less than 0.47 grams, they possess paw-like limbs with magnetic liquid aiding their adhesion. With limited communication skills, they convey simple messages. In their 1-30 year lifespans, specific cases like Pebbles and Lambie have shown shortened longevity, while Bothelius stands as an exemplar of resilience in this species.

Flubbernuggets favor subterranean habitats with small holes, approximately one meter deep and 3.7 centimeters in circumference, ensuring exposure to sunlight and protection from predators like eagles, foxes, bears, and owls. Their presence predominantly exists within North America, adapting to the moderate climate by retreating to their underground dwellings during heightened temperatures.

With a critical population of less than 3500, Flubbernuggets face endangerment, prompting intensified conservation efforts. National parks in North America limit tourist activities during warm seasons to safeguard their habitats, recognizing the detrimental impact of human oils on their delicate biological systems. These initiatives aim to sustain the Flubbernugget population and promote a conducive environment for their survival and proliferation
Bothelius is a flubbernugget that is about 4 months old, he identifies as a he or an it.

His instagram is @botheliuss
by xi444 October 31, 2023
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