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cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.
"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"
cheese queef by schloops March 10, 2009

The Cheese Queen

The inventor of the cheese sandwich. The woman, Emily Miller, created this delicacy in 2001 in quaint Jackson, New Jersey. One can see her eating a wawa cheese trio, or munching on a grilled cheese. But, she is the cheese queen for the cheese kingdom with the cheese sandwich.
Random person: “what is the cheese queens wawa order?”
Random Person 2: “oh the cheese queens three? that is one everything bagel, dropped in cheese dripping sauce or mac & cheese, and a quesadilla, also dipped in cheese sauce.”

BOW DOWN TO THE CHEESE QUEEN OR ELSE!
The Cheese Queen by wheresphillip November 28, 2021

Cheese Queen 

Slang for a Gay Man who favors Uncut Cock. (referring to the fact that if not cleaned, the uncut member produces a cheese like residue known as "Smegma"
He is a total "Cheese Queen".

Cheese Queen 

Jonah and Dane only date Cheese Queen's.
Cheese Queen by Blumpkin Head January 8, 2009

Cream Cheese Queen 

homos that love to be cumdumped by hung uncut guys with smegma.
A good cream cheese queen knows the taste of a good dick.
Cream Cheese Queen by phillyqueen September 2, 2012

Queen's Cheese

A bunch of uncircumcised men come to together. After not washing foreskin and peel it off, then put it on a platter. Afterwards they pick a female and force her to shave her pubes on top of the smegma. Then inspire her to feed on the platter. Then fill a cup with sperm and force her to drink it.
Man, me and the boys gave that hoe by the bridge the queen's cheese last night

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