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1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.
1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.
penigraph by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

Pinography

An improper pronunciation of the word pornography often used by old-timers.
"Will you whippersnappers quit eyin' that pinography!"
Pinography by jmbrickhouse August 29, 2012

pwnography 

Documentation or proof of total victory, such as a screenshot of a game being totally dominated.
Check out my PWNOGRAPHY collection, beeatch! 99 jpgs, all supreme victories!
pwnography by jaquio99 November 3, 2003

five-paragraph essay 

A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.

All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.

Punography 

Punography (pun-og-ra-fy) noun,
The ability to make endless amounts of puns.
That guy has mastered the art of punography.
Punography by Lyinglemur June 2, 2018

Five paragraph ramble 

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro