pussy pad 

a rolled-up towel that someone uses when they are in the weight room because they complain their back hurts

that kid is using a pussy pad

pussy pad by danny December 14, 2003

pussy pad 

small pad or seat behind main seat on motorcycle for your girl to sit.

a pussy pad is a great way to display your trophy (trophies?) on your motorcycle !

pussy pad by 67 GOAT March 13, 2008

pussy pad 

A protective pad worn on the crotch region to protect it in contact sports. Usually worn by women, it is dense and bendable unlike the hard plastic cup a man might wear.

Good thing that girl was wearing a pussy pad or that shot would have bruised her snatch.

pussy pad by Rexander July 20, 2008

Pad Pussy 

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize

Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.

Pad Pussy by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020

Pussy Padlock

Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE

Imani Greaves has had a pussy padlock for about 30 years now - LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Pussy Padlock by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011

Pussy paddling 

A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.

"Dude, that guy keeps missing every wave!"
" I know he keeps pussy paddling!"

Pussy paddling by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021

paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.

Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.

paddle ball pussy cat by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007